Slytherin at heart, and your Patronus is...?

Slytherin get a lot of bad rep. We're evil, we're cunning, we're arseholes to put it lightly. That description corresponds well with my horoscope Virgo to be honest. I've fully accepted that I am a somewhat evil person, I have a very dark sense of humour and more often then not if there's a bad guy in a film I've probably fallen in love with him and looked for fanfiction. Such is my sad life. Eg: Bane from Batman, omfg please just take me away you're gravelly voice and muscly arms are killing me softly. 

Children have literally burst into tears from taking the Pottermore test and finding out they're #TeamSlytherin. Where as I had already bought a Slytherin hoodie and cushion from The Wizarding World of Harry Potter before I had even taken the test. Sometimes you just know. 

One trait that resonates with me is that Slytherins have a strong sense of loyalty. They never leave their own behind. I like that. Voldemort can't be considered a good example of this but it's fair to say that the slimy walrus isn't like most. I think characters that have an evil side are more interesting. If someone always does 'the right thing', even if the result of that good thing doesn't turn out to be good at all, it's the human nature, that selfish streak that we all have, and that fascinating urge to do the wrong thing that sets people apart. It's all good and well to have the real people in your life be loyal and good at heart, but when you're watching a movie, or reading a book, or watching a tv show, it's the bad guys that make the experience memorable. 

I'm quite happy with my house, no issue here, but I'm not quite getting the Patronus...

My patronus essentially a house cat with no tail. I mean... one of the best things about cats is their flicky tails. Out of 142 patronuses and the possibility of getting a Aardvark as a protronus, I guess I got pretty lucky. And I suppose having that cat connection with McGonagall is pretty cool too. Some patronuses are considered 'rare' too. Have you taken the test yet? What did you get? Check below to see if you have a rare or unusual patronus. There is also a very long post about how the quiz works if you're interested, but I'd recommend taking the test before you read this. No cheaters! 

1. Aardvark
2. Abraxan Winged Horse (very rare)
3. Adder
4. Albatross
5. Badger
6. Basset Hound
7. Bat (unusual)
8. Bay Mare
9. Bay Stallion
10. Beagle
11. Black and White Cat
12. Black Bear (unusual)
13. Black Mamba
14. Black Mare
15. Black Stallion
16. Black Swan
17. Blackbird
18. Bloodhound
19. Borzoi
20. Brown Bear
21. Brown Hare
22. Brown Owl (unusual)
23. Buffalo (unusual)
24. Buzzard
25. Calico Cat
26. Capuchin Monkey
27. Cheetah (unusual)
28. Chestnut Mare
29. Chestnut Stallion
30. Chow Dog
31. Crow
32. Dapple Grey Mare
33. Dapple Grey Stallion
34. Deerhound
35. Doe (unusual)
36. Dolphin
37. Dragon (very rare)
38. Dragonfly
39. Dun Mare
40. Dun Stallion
41. Eagle
42. Eagle Owl (unusual)
43. Elephant (unusual)
44. Erumpent (very rare)
45. Falcon
46. Field Mouse
47. Fire-Dwelling Salamander (very rare)
48. Fox
49. Fox Terrier
50. Ginger Cat
51. Goshawk
52. Granian Winged Horse (very rare)
53. Grass Snake
54. Great Grey Owl (unusual)
55. Grey Squirrel
56. Greyhound
57. Hedgehog
58. Heron (J.K. Rowling’s Patronus)
59. Hippogriff (very rare)
60. Hummingbird
61. Husky
62. Hyena (unusual)
63. Ibizan Hound
64. Impala (unusual)
65. Irish Wolfhound
66. King Cobra (unusual)
67. Kingfisher
68. Leopard (unusual)
69. Leopardess (unusual)
70. Lion (unusual)
71. Lioness (unusual)
72. Little Owl (unusual)
73. Lynx (unusual)
74. Magpie
75. Manx Cat
76. Marsh Harrier
77. Mastiff Dog
78. Mink
79. Mole
80. Mongrel Dog
81. Mountain Hare
82. Nebelung Cat
83. Newfoundland
84. Nightjar
85. Occamy (very rare)
86. Ocicat
87. Orangutan
88. Orca (unusual)
89. Oryx (unusual)
90. Osprey
91. Otter
92. Peacock (unusual)
93. Pheasant
94. Piebald Mare
95. Piebald Stallion
96. Pine Marten
97. Polar Bear (unusual)
98. Polecat
99. Python (unusual)
100. Ragdoll Cat
101. Rat
102. Rattlesnake
103. Raven (unusual)
104. Red Squirrel
105. Rhinoceros (unusual)
106. Robin
107. Rottweiler
108. Runespoor (very rare)
109. Russian Blue Cat
110. Salmon
111. Scops Owl (unusual)
112. Seal (unusual)
113. Shark (unusual)
114. Shrew
115. Siberian Cat
116. Snowy Owl (unusual)
117. Sparrow
118. Sparrowhawk
119. Sphynx Cat
120. St. Bernard
121. Stag (unusual)
122. Stoat
123. Swallow
124. Swift
125. Thestral (very rare)
126. Tiger (unusual)
127. Tigress (unusual)
128. Tonkinese Cat
129. Tortoiseshell Cat
130. Unicorn (very rare)
131. Vole
132. Vulture (unusual)
133. Weasel
134. West Highland Terrier
135. White Mare
136. White Stallion
137. White Swan
138. Wild Boar
139. Wild Rabbit
140. Wildcat
141. Wolf
142. Wood Mouse